"Cuz I love ya..."

Do you want to know why I married Adam?

You do?

Alright then

Sometimes I when haven't done laundry in 2 weeks,

I come home from a long day at work and I see this

(With my clothes clean, hung, and folded in my closet)

Sometimes when I beg Adam to do a puzzle with me,

he does

and he doesn't complain when it takes 5 hours and 35 minuets

and he loves me when I make this face

Sometimes he lets me take his picture when he really doesn't want me to

Sometimes when he tells me to check the mail I see this

because he really, really loves me

YES THIS

BECAUSE HE REALLY REALLY LOVES ME

(somehow I do not own a copy of this)

And sometimes when I ask him to watch it with me

he agrees, and even pretends to like it

Sometimes when I give myself a facial, I make him have one too

Sometimes he loves it

(but mostly not)

I married him because he loves me.