Waaaay to many of my convorstaions lately have gone painfully simalar to the following:
Me: "Hi, can I help you find someone?"
Mumbler: "yeahhhimmalookinforsummuntoooummmuhhhhtiemuhshoo...?"
Me: "I'm sorry, could you repete that?"
Mumbler: (In a highly annoyed, rolling eyes, I've-already-said-it-once, type voice)
"yeaimmalooinfosummuntoummmuhhhhtiemushoo!!"
Me: (In an equally annoyed, rolling eyes, kill-em-with-kindness, type voice)
"Oh ok sir did you say that you are LOOKING for SOMEONE to TIE YOUR SHOES?"
Mumbler: "uhhuh"
Me: "Great one moment please."
Mumbler: "meuhh"
Please, please don't be a mumbler. It's not nice, or friendly, or fun. If you or someone you know is a mumbler, please call 1-800-MumblersAnnoymous
This is a serious problem people.
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