Hi my name is...WHAT?!

Waaaay to many of my convorstaions lately have gone painfully simalar to the following:

Me: "Hi, can I help you find someone?"

Mumbler: "yeahhhimmalookinforsummuntoooummmuhhhhtiemuhshoo...?"

Me: "I'm sorry, could you repete that?"

Mumbler: (In a highly annoyed, rolling eyes, I've-already-said-it-once, type voice)

"yeaimmalooinfosummuntoummmuhhhhtiemushoo!!"

Me: (In an equally annoyed, rolling eyes, kill-em-with-kindness, type voice)

"Oh ok sir did you say that you are LOOKING for SOMEONE to TIE YOUR SHOES?"

Mumbler: "uhhuh"

Me: "Great one moment please."

Mumbler: "meuhh"


Please, please don't be a mumbler. It's not nice, or friendly, or fun. If you or someone you know is a mumbler, please call 1-800-MumblersAnnoymous
This is a serious problem people.

It Was Like Mixing Chocolate Chip Cookies With Sunshine...

Seriously sorry to post about her again but you really need to know how great the show was last night...

It was AH-MAZE-ING

(haha get it "ING")

After waiting in the snowy cold for an hour we got in and she did not disapoint.

We danced, and sang and loved every second of her adorableness.

But to top it all off she coverd Miss. Brtney Spears.

I thougth I was going to pass out.

Love Ingrid.

If my life were a musical...

She would provide the music.

And everything would be wonderful in the world.

Maybe it's the girl crush I have on Ingrid, maybe its just that I love the lyrics she writes,

maybe its because she wears stockings that are two different colors.

In any case I'm going to see her tonight and couldnt be more thrilled.

Yay.

http://www.youtube.com/user/IngridMichaelson

3:57pm Thursday Afternoon

I just recieved the following text from Husb:

"Amanda, I have to tell you something. I am completely obsessed with Josh Groban's song "Remember When it Raind" am I gay?

A little bit baby, just a little bit.

Flash Back

Go back withe me if you would to 1998 - I was 12. I was an awkward 6th grader attending Knowlton Elementary. Besides wearing puffy vests from Old Navy, prank calling my boyfriend Brady and lining my eyes in white eyeliner purchased from the local Kmart, I was obsessed with this:

My aspiration in life was to be Topanga Lawrence. I wanted to date Cory Matthews, attend John Adams high, learn valuable life lessons from Mr. Feeny, and hang out with the cool kids at Chubbies.

For the past several weeks I have been dying to watch this stupid show.

I kind of want to buy all the seasons on amazon.

Suck.

i love you Topanga Lawrence

Gleeks

Sue us....

We love it.

Simplify

The ol' blog needed a face lift, a simplification if you will. So it's been done and she's looking better than ever.